Metta the vampire
OK. Seems someone has come up with the bright idea of a TV spoof on reality shows like “Real Housewives of New York,” “Mob Wives” and “Basketball Wives.”
It’s called “Real Vampire Housewives.” Get it? Supposed wives of Vampires talking about their day-to-day problems. And, get this. Metta World Peace of the Lakers is auditioning to play one of the Vampires.
Well … we do know one thing. He can draw blood.