Tickets for both our NBA teams are pretty hot.
Not so in some other cities. Seems an online ticket agency had a fire sale for Wednesday’s Pistons-76ers game in Philadelphia: 17 tickets for 40-cents apiece.
And if that was too pricey: a pair of tickets in the nose-bleed section — for ten cents each.
You know the old joke. Someone called the 76ers and said, “What time is the game?” And they said “What time can you make it?”