Biting down

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Bret Lewis

Bret Lewis

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In hockey the league says they will not punish a Toronto player who allegedly bit — yes — bit a Montreal player. Even though the Montreal player, Max Pacioretty, says he had to get a tetanus shot following the altercation with Mikhail Grabovski.

I’m just guessin’ that NHL officials rejected the claim ’cause it would mean that a player in the league had teeth. And we know that can’t be.

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